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My counterpart wants you to believe that Google is evil and will take over the world. this is only half correct Google will take over the world and i will love every minute of it. for Google is the only true search engine left. yahoo has degraded itself to nothing more than a showy attention whore. yahoo has so much other crap on its page i can barely find the search bar. there is news and movies and music cluttering up the one thing that yahoo claims to and thats a search engine, on the other hand google is nice and clean with the bar prominently desplayed right in the center with all of its smaller items off on the top. google can do so much more than yahoo can it has a built in calculator, brilliant! just type in some numbers and a sign and it will do the math without having to click on any of the things. Google also has fun easter eggs. go Google Chuck Norris right now exactly as I put it. awesome right? does yahoo do that? NO it doesn't! its lame. Google also celebrates various holidays and famous birthdays with fun banners. Google has more than one type of search have you ever hit the more button go do it right now. once again awesome right there are so many of them one i like the best is the scholar search if you are trying to find actual data use this one it brings up database entries and scholarly papers for your use. if you just look around Google does everything Yahoo does without any of the clutter its amazing i support everything Google does.

oh and this is the yahoo office compared to googles:


VIVA LA GOOGLELUTION!