(**note- The perfect prank takes time. If you aren't patient, DON'T RUIN OTHER PEOPLES FUN!)
7. Go to Walmart and make decide between two completely different objects on opposite sides of the store. Make a attendant lead you back and forth. ("Um yeah i guess your right, a car tire is a much better deal than a single slice of bread and a T-shirt.")
6. Car stalking. Its important to find someone who looks like they shouldn't be driving anyway. (aka underage, drunk, asian women). Follow until you are absolutely sure they know its on purpose. (We had our kid like weaving through store parking lots, down abandoned roads, U turning etc.)
5. Sneak into a bathroom that is often used. Turn out the lights and be hidden. Then simply lay your hand on the light switch and wait for someone to try and flip it on. (Works best if you can bring a pale of ice to keep your hand in.)
4. Find a middle school or high school boy who is dressed in the I-think-I'm-tough fashion who is with his parents. Simply stare until he notices. As soon as he looks, quickly turn away laughing. (Most effective with multiple people laughing.)
3. Speak in the third person. Enough said.
2. (One of my personal favorites) Look at someone and scratch your nose in the way that says "there's something that looks like a-science-project-disection-dropped-in-a-toilet coming outta your nose". When they go to scratch it yell "LOOK EVERYONE!!! HE'S PICKING HIS NOSE!!!" (o it works... it works...)
1. Buy a white car, wait near a stop sign late at night. When someone sorta runs it, flip on your lights and slowly creep up on them until you are right on their tail. O and warning... It turns out that cops don't really like this... ("I swear officer, I just happened to flip on my lights and peel out of this stop sign and proceed to tailgate that mini van! It was a coincidence!")
Hope that helps a little. Remember the most important rule of pranking. If it's funny to you, it was successful no matter how mad the other person is. And yes, Hello future readers of Puddingwife
