walrus, the

Ok its time once again for me to despence my vast wisdom unto you, the unwashed masses who read puddingwife. today it is time for the walrus:

the Walrus. A big fat ugly thing that lives up north

what do these guys even do for the world. Nothing no one eats them no one uses their skin for clothing they just sit around and eat penguins and yell at things these guys are the hedonists of the animal world. There has to be more to these mysterious fat creatures. I mean they live in the far corners of the earth so no one really cares about them. the truth is they are all standing around quietly sommoning a giant hedonistic walrus god beast who will use the earth as his giant comfortable chair and everthing else will cater to his and his walrus subject's every whim. I believe he will look like this

all great villains have monocles and top hats and crazy twirly moustaches. and also I think every walrus should be forced to wear a top hat that would be the best law ever. I mean just look

yeah i know its the coolest thing that you've ever seen but remember these guys are evil. i cant stop thinking about going to the zoo and all the walruses standing around with their top hats on. I digress next time you see a walrus remember all that they are thinking about is wanting you to bring them some wine while they sit around listening to opera and eating fine cheeses off of silver plates and that this will all occur as soon as thier fat lazy god gets here. ok so maybe we have some time before that happens but it will come i swear to you.

see its fun to know things.